"Naughty Santa"

Merry Christmas Rudolf said,

As Santa Clause rolled out of bed.

Your at it again you drunken git,

And you've dropped us all in the sh.t!

The rest of us won't fly tonight.

A drunken driver, that isn't right!

The boys and girls will be left to pine.

Because of you, we're loosing time!

The Christmas elves will do the job.

Your getting old you silly sod.

Time and again you've been told!

Now it's time, your out in the cold.

It's Christmas Eve, we have to fly.

Places to go we have to try.

Fill the socks of those girls and boys.

With lots and lots of gifts and toys.

So when you hear his call tonight.

Remember Santa, he was a sight!

We left him home, drunk in bed.

So it's an elf-en Christmas you'll have instead!!!!!!!!!

"MERRY CHRISTMAS" 2009